Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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