Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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