make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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