Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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