meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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