that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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