Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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