hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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