is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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