The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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