Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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