Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
