Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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