I heard we made out
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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