return my video game
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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