i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
