Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Randomize
