belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
