O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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