all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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