That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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