yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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