the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
