Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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