i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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