Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
where are my eyebrows?
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