She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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