Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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