i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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