Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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