my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
