lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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