so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
