It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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