i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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