Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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