And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i drank out of a bidet.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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