I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
