so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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