no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
My ATM looks so different sober.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Terrible idea I love it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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