They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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