It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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