So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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