i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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