dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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