Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
