the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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