Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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