How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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