what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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